H ([info]avantgardism) wrote,
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  • Music: Deep Sorrow - Shinhwa [shut uuuup]

I feel like a freshman. *looks at knee*

Holly's Adventures in the Grocery Store, Part I :

*watches confusedly as a grown man trounces about the fruits and vegetables while randomly picking up lychees and avocados*

Holly: Zealous about the produce?

Man: Yesssss, I am!  *rubs avocados over body, then skips away*

Holly: I have a feeling those are the kinds of people I'm going to be hanging out with in college.

Mom: Don't you already hang out with those kinds of people now?

Holly: You have a point.


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Anonymous

July 17 2005, 20:05:27 UTC 6 years ago

hehe *asian grin*
it's funny because it's true.

[info]2hawt2bstr8

July 17 2005, 22:53:52 UTC 6 years ago

Haha, that was me. I forgot to log in.

[info]2hawt2bstr8

July 17 2005, 23:13:10 UTC 6 years ago

I told my mom about your little exchange with your mom. What did she say?

"What do you do when you're with your friends...? Is that why you never invite them over to the house?"

Haha, wow...

[info]avantgardism

July 18 2005, 00:54:19 UTC 6 years ago

Hahaa DUH.

Except, actually, my mom loves all my friends. She's become increasingly open-minded over the past several months, I've noticed. Case in point: she still wants to have grandchildren, even though she knows and accepts the fact that I don't want to get married. So basically she's encouraging me to have [pre-marital] sex. I love my mom. ^-^

[info]uponthemorrow

July 19 2005, 04:30:18 UTC 6 years ago

I always rub produce all over my hot, naked body.... I mean...

[info]darkishmagi

July 19 2005, 06:28:57 UTC 6 years ago

You mean you fired Anne from her position as "fruit rubber person." She is going to be devastated. That was her passion you know.

[info]avantgardism

July 19 2005, 23:05:15 UTC 6 years ago

Huh?
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