- "In Gary, Indiana, an Iraq war veteran killed a 79-year-old man when the man refused to give him money for crack."
- "With support from the ACLU, a boy in New Jersey won the right to wear a skirt to school; the boy wears the skirt to protest the school's policy banning shorts."
- "a starving woman in Kangundo, Kenya, placed a curse on God as she hit a cooking pot with a stick, then died in her sleep."
- "Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi promised not to have sex until elections were held on April 9."
- "President Bush said that he had not yet seen the film 'Brokeback Mountain.'"
- "Authorities in Mexico City arrested a woman named Juana Barraza, a 48-year-old former wrestler who is thought to be the serial killer known as Mataviejitas, or 'the Killer of Little Old Ladies,' and who may be responsible for strangling up to 30 of them."
- "A substitute teacher in Santa Cruz, California, was sentenced to a year in jail for filming young boys licking whipped cream off each other's toes."
- "Mozart turned 250, the FBI was spying on vegans in Georgia, and several women in Missouri were sick with infections after receiving tattoos from a door-to-door tattoo salesman."
P.S. I'm slowly killing myself. Three consecutive work days, work days when you have to close the store at ten o'clock at night, and you don't get home until 10:15.
P.S.S. My eyes were dripping during his second-to-last poem.
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avantgardism) wrote,
February 1 2006, 16:09:01 UTC 6 years ago
Work. Rawr.
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Love. Rawer
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